Frogs and Chocolate

Frogs and Chocolate It’s amazing to watch people freak out when the price of gas shoots up. You’d think we’d be used to it by now because it happens every Memorial Day. Like clock-work every spring, the price rises and the news media start covering the story on every...

Why All Seagulls Look as Though They Were Named Emma

Why All Seagulls Look as Though They Were Named Emma I often find it funny when I get a birth announcement and they say that the baby is named something like, “Dennis.” While I never look at a grown man and think, “He doesn’t look like a Dennis,” I do pause for a...

Can I interest you in a tasty prune?

Can I interest you in a tasty prune? Probably not, if you’re like most people. Why is that? Because they’re associated with constipation. California plum growers actually petitioned the FDA several years ago to start calling prunes, dried plums instead in an attempt...

What can you learn from an 8-year-old?

What can you learn from an 8-year-old? Markita Andrews. You probably don’t know the name. However, she’s the record holder for most Girl Scout cookies ever sold. 2,628 boxes in just 3 weeks. At only 8 years old, she was on the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson and he...

The #1 Best Voice Mail Greeting Ever

The #1 Best Voice Mail Greeting Ever My good friend Carl is an excellent consultant who has a personality that’s bigger than life. Everything about Carl is genuine including his voice mail greeting. We’ve all heard the typical voice mail greeting a million times. You...